Revenge SexSubmitted by: BRIGGZ
Well, this is the story of a guy, me, who was cheated on and then dumped by my wife of 10 years after I finally forgave her indiscretions. About a year after the divorce was final, my ex and I ran into each other at a bar that we had been to and had sex in a few times. So, being drunk and horny, we decided it would be fun “for old times sake” to hit up our old spot. So, here we are going at it, standing up in a stairwell, when she’s starts cumming pretty good. So good in fact, that as she recovered from weakening knees for the third or forth time, they finally gave out for good, and… down she goes, head first into the wall, then the floor, knocking herself unconscious! I still mess with her about screwing her into unconsciousness whenever I see her!!! Guess I got the last laugh!
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Submitted by: thesaltycaper
This happened to me a while ago and my friends think that it is the funniest yet most disturbing story that they have ever heard probably because it didn’t happen to them. I personally think this story could go untold but here goes. I had not seen my friend in a while so we decided to make some jello shots with an entire 1.75L bottle of Bartons (the cheapest alcohol known to man and a college students best friend). So that night I went to his place after work and one of my female coworkers had gotten my number from someone and had started to text me. I had noticed from talking to her at work that she liked me a bit. So as the shots fell I started to get a bit flirty and within an hour the whole bottle worth of jello shots was gone. The conversation was becoming more suggestive and for some reason me and my friend went out for a walk around town at about 2 A.M. totally gone.
My friend I might add is known for being a bit of a player and tends to bed his fair share of chicks when he drinks. So he starts telling me what to text her. Next thing I know she is driving from the next town over to pick us up and take us back to her house to “watch a movie”. So we get there and start the movie and almost as soon as the opening scene starts we were making out. Next thing I know were up in her room, by this point the extra shots we had done before leaving had kicked in and I blacked out and can’t remember a thing. The next morning I wake up in my friends basement so hungover and to add to that I was allergic to his cat just to make things that much worse. When I finally manage to gather enough energy to move and make my way to the bathroom. As I’m walking I see that my hand was all bloody and thought nothing of it I must of cut it last night. So I flop my member out to take a leak and it is covered in blood and looking like it was the weapon used in a murder. So right now I am wondering what happened to me last night. I walk over to the sink and start to wash myself up. I look up in the mirror and my face is covered in blood too. At this point it hit me and I pieced together what had happened. Yup, you guessed it, the unimaginable had happened, I could not believe it. That time of the month had come up and I took a plunge into a place that needed no business diving into. When I told my friend about the events that had occurred, he proceeded to laugh hysterically and has continue to never let me live it down.
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Submitted by: Yickees
I was in my last year of high school and had just finishing my GCSE exams. One day I didn’t have to be in because I had no exams that day so I invited my boyfriend at the time round for a bit of fun. We began fooling around downstairs while watching a film. Things started to get a bit steamy so we proceeded to go upstairs. Once upstairs I was giving him head and he returned the favour. I checked the time very now and again just to check that my younger brother wouldn’t be returning from school anytime soon. I realised I had a good 2 hours left so thought ‘ fuck it’ and got on top of my bf.
We were ragging each other for ages. switching positions; cowgirl, missionary, doggy. Doing it every where in my room, up the wall, on the bed, on the floor etc. We were doing it for that long we completely forgot about the time.
While we were just finishing off in missionary (under the covers on the bed might I add), right when we were just about to orgasm at the same time, there was knocking at my bedroom door. Screaming I threw my bf off on to the floor and my brother walked in and straight back out again. He stood outside the door ’sorry, I’m sorry ‘ really embarrassed that he had caught us. My brother then walked back in and found my bf completely starkers next to my bed (which was right next to a hot radiator). My brother laughed at him and me then looked at the floor. My bf, in sudden panic, had took the condom off and thrown it across the room. My brother walked out bright red. My bf stood up to put the condom into the bin. As he bent down, his arse was bright red from where he had sat against the radiator. Oh I cried laughing.
Sadly I’m not with him now; but every time we are in the same room which has a radiator in, we both eye it up and laugh.
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Submitted by: radubradu
I met this guy through a friend and he invited me over the next day. Being gay, this invitation automatically meant sex. So we go at it, really nice body, firm ass, nice dick, I was really having a good time. We get into the 69 position with him on top and after some sucking I begin to explore the ass area, fully determined to do some tongue action. He was very hairy down there, which I don’t appreciate, but I decided to make my way through. And so, I horribly discover that in his ass hair there was jammed or glued or whatever you wanna call it, a little piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong he was very clean and had just gotten out of the shower, but because the amount of hair he probably didn’t feel it. Anyway I was disgusted and tried to find a way out of the situation, but he was pretty concentrated on what he was doing to get him off me. Also my erection had completely disappeared as well as my mood. Fortunately, divine providence came to my rescue and one of the pipes in his bathroom burst and flooded his entire house. I know this sounds pretty incredible but believe me, you can’t make this…well…shit up.
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Submitted by: Tif
This was the most awkward hookup I’d ever had. I had met this cute guy at a college party on my campus and we really hit it off. We were both pretty drunk and I’m sure most of you know how these nights tend to end up… So we go back to my dorm room and things begin to pick up. He goes down on me first like a gentleman and then I go to return the favor. Well he has some hardcore whiskey dick… no surprise he’s pretty drunk. So I work for a while trying to wake his little guy up, but with no luck. Eventually he starts to get visibly upset so I throw the towel in. This is when he started to cry. Yes, he started to cry pretty intensely. What can you do at this point besides comfort him. “It’s ok, it happens to a lot of guys… it’s normal.” After about 10 minutes of this we both passed out. The morning was very awkward.
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